Dang Shoes

[Verse 1] We’re runnin’ outta time for all the plans we made at two, You’re spinnin’ in a circle in the bedroom. Pantyhose on, hair’s done, mascara in your hand-- But your favorite boots done wandered off again. [Chorus] You’re always losin’ your dang shoes-- Car seat, couch cushions, under the bed too. Got a date, got a plan, now we’re searchin’ every room, Where they disappear to, I ain’t got a clue. Yeah, you’re always losin’ your dang shoes-- Ain’t lost your love, just your shoes again. [Verse 2] Found one flip‑flop sittin’ in the shower last week, The other in the freezer by the bag of green beans (ewwwww!). You say they like to “wander,” blame it on this house, But I know it ain’t no ghost… and it sure ain’t a mouse. [Chorus] You’re always losin’ your dang shoes-- Truck bed, porch swing, buried in the laundry too. Got a show, front row, now we’re tearin’ up your room; Where they keep on hidin’, I ain’t got a clue. Yeah, you’re always losin’ your dang shoes-- Ain’t lost your love, just your shoes again. [Bridge] Then you laugh, look up at me, say, “Baby, here they are.” One hidin’ by the dresser, one tucked beneath a scarf. And when you slip ’em on at last, you glow from head to toe-- That little grin you give me says, “Alright, babe… now let’s go.” [Final Chorus] You’re always losin’ your dang shoes-- Driveway, nightstand, tangled in the sheets too. Life’s a mess, we’re a mess, but it all feels like you; Got me chasin’ your love like I’m chasin’ those boots. Yeah, you’re always losin’ your dang shoes-- Ain’t lost your love, just your shoes again. [Outro] Yeah, you lose ’em all the time, but you never lose me-- Ain’t lost your love… just your shoes again.