[Spoken] I say fellows Gather round and I'll spin you a yarn About a planet called Ryza Frightfully educational [Verse 1] Hot sunshine and jamaharon there's nothing else to do Back on Ryza where the captains lose their jackets and the ensigns lose them too Every gentleman must use a fan and no one wears their pips at all That's where the crew don't think of ranks and regs Gosh it's the finest place that ever was [Chorus] Pack your bags and grab your towel grab your towel grab your towel Back on Ryza where the shore leave gets improper and the crew go wicky-wacky-wow Back on Ryza where the horgahns on the beach towels mean you're available right now [Verse 2] The captain went to read a book a terribly important tome He came back three days later with no book and not alone He says it was the archaeology that kept him out so late But the look upon his sunburned face suggests a more improper fate [Chorus] Pack your bags and grab your towel grab your towel grab your towel Back on Ryza where the shore leave gets improper and the crew go wicky-wacky-wow Back on Ryza where the horgahns on the beach towels mean you're available right now [Patter - Spoken fast] With a cup of something cold and a smile upon your face You can sit beneath the palm trees in a most undignified place But when the night comes round oh gosh oh me oh my Even Wharf came back humming and he wouldn't tell us why [Clarinet Solo] [Final Chorus] Pack your bags and grab your towel grab your towel grab your towel Back on Ryza where the shore leave gets improper and the crew go wicky-wacky-wow Back on Ryza where the horgahns on the beach towels mean you're available right now Available right now available right now [Spoken] Captain how was the book What book Precisely [End]
