"Chica, listen to me now! "I’m leaving that man, and I’m making a vow! His dirty socks are all over the place, Every time I look down, they are in my face! On the sofa, the kitchen, even the floor, I can’t take these smelly things anymore! ¡Ay, ay, ay! These men are so loco! They drive us crazy, un poco por poco! From parrots to cats, and phones with a jail, Their logic is weird, it’s bound to fail! Better some socks than a husband who’s strange, We love them like that, 'cause they’ll never change! ¡Loco, loco! But what can we do? ¡Ay, oye amiga! You don't know! Why is he so sucio, eh? Every day I am picking up, picking up! My manicure is ruined, hombre! Is he a husband or a pig? I’m gonna hit him with my chancla! ¡Qué horror! But then she looked at me and said, "Wait, mi amor, There are worse things walking through the door! "Like the lady in China with the bird that talks, The parrot told her, "Your husband’s a fox! "He whispered "Love you" and "Divorce" in her ear, Now that bird is the only one she’ll hear! ¡Ay, ay, ay! These men are so loco! They drive us crazy, un poco por poco! From parrots to cats, and phones with a jail, Their logic is weird, it’s bound to fail! Better some socks than a husband who’s strange, We love them like that, 'cause they’ll never change! ¡Caramba! Can you believe it? A pajarito telling all the secrets! If my parrot starts talking about my secret novios, I will pluck his feathers and make a soup! ¡Qué locura, mija! In Japan, a girl said, "Let it go! "When her husband hated the Frozen show. She said, "If Elsa doesn't touch your soul, You’re not a human, you’ve got a black hole! "And the Saudi man, he played a dangerous game, Saved his wife as 'Guantanamo' in his phone name! ¡Ay, ay, ay! These men are so loco! They drive us crazy, un poco por poco! From parrots to cats, and phones with a jail, Their logic is weird, it’s bound to fail! Better some socks than a husband who’s strange, We love them like that, 'cause they’ll never change! In Russia, a man’s... hardware just snapped His wife said, "Lo siento, your engine is scrapped!" In Israel, a house with five hundred cats, They ate his dinner and slept on his mats! And the Indian man, he had to run for his life, ’Cause he couldn't keep up with his hungry wife! Five hundred cats?! No, no, no! The smell! The hair in my tacos! I would rather wash a mountain of socks, girl! And the Russian guy... pobrecito, he needs some superglue! But that Indian wife... she is a boss! Then the Italian man, ninety-nine years old, Found some letters from the days of gold. She cheated back in nineteen-forty-four, So he kicked that old lady right out the door! I look at my man, and his socks on the floor... Actually, mija, I don’t mind them no more! ¡Ay, ay, ay! These men are so loco! They drive us crazy, un poco por poco!From parrots to cats, and phones with a jail, Their logic is weird, it’s bound to fail! Better some socks than a husband who’s strange, We love them like that, 'cause they’ll never change! Yeah, keep your socks, Papi. At least you’re not a parrot! At least I’m not a prison in your phone! Bring me a Tequila, and I’ll pick them up... just this once! But don’t you dare bring five hundred cats! ¡Eso es! ¡Vámonos!
