Pixel Nips

PIXEL NIPS (Verse 1) Doomscrolling through social media Saying morning to the friends I have Cute little cat meme from Dolores Another complaint about the Orange Guy There’s a lot of those Yeah, there’s a lot of those Keep on scrolling, kill some time Watching everybody lose their minds (Verse 2) There’s a lot of good pictures on this app Some are questionable at best Holy damn, what did I just find here? Somebody failed the censorship test From the site of a famous men’s magazine Right there sitting in my feed Apparently if you’re famous enough The algorithm lets you breathe (Chorus) Pixel nips! Pixelated nips! Cover those dangerous little bits! Pixel nips! Pixelated nips! A couple blurry squares ought to handle it! (Verse 3) Regular people? Take it down! Magazine model? Stick around! Same damn nipple, different name Welcome to the censorship game Blur it once and now it’s art Post it twice and lose your account Nobody knows what the rules even are But somebody’s keeping count (Chorus) Pixel nips! Pixelated nips! Protect the world from dangerous tits! Pixel nips! Pixelated nips! Thank God we covered twelve whole pixels! (Bridge — shouted) IS THAT ALLOWED? DEPENDS WHO POSTED IT! IS THAT ALLOWED? DEPENDS WHO OWNS IT! IS THAT ALLOWED? HELL, NOBODY KNOWS! JUST THROW SOME PIXELS ON IT— AND THERE IT GOES! (Final Chorus) Pixel nips! Pixelated nips! Saving civilization bit by bit! Pixel nips! Pixelated nips! The internet has finally been fixed! (Outro) Cats are fine! Politics too! Arguments from half-past two! But show one nipple—sound the alarm! PIXELATE IT! NOW IT’S HARMLESS!