Runyon Canyon Loops- Warren Locke-Smith

I woke up midday in Runyon Canyon a cop's companion Had me aligned with the business end of the stallion it's time to move along sir, We won't tell you this again dusted my suit off before my calisthenics Instagram and TMZ were surely in love with these chic aesthetics took my jog with the poster children of eugenics I saw her down at the entrance I thought she had a darling resemblance to Bridget Bardot but Ukrainian possessed by the soul of a Pomeranian We're now at my place She didn't like to run, baby she likes to chase She said it was kismet I agreed but noted to myself to look up what that word meant She smoked like a republican made love like a public phone It was cheap to make the call but I feel like someone heard every word. She told me she was married to a surgeon if I needed any air quote prescriptions I asked if he'd mind our little dalliances here She told me that he prefers to watch from a chair I woke up midday In a party van With a strange man He says sorry bout the rope, but my wife's a really big fan He puts a cigarette in my mouth and pulls a zippo lighter out I thank him and request he kindly take the blindfold off He drops me off at the Canyon and you'll never believe my luck I'm kicked awake by the officer's companion as another van is pulling up.