Ryan the Savior of Stocks

[Verse] The market's crashing it's a scene so wild Bulls turned to bears in just a short while Ryan steps in with that confident grin Wall Street's chaos Let the game begin [Chorus] Oh Ryan's got the golden touch Making numbers climb so much Saving stocks from certain doom Turning panic into boom [Verse 2] He walks to the floor with a swagger so mean Digits flip like magic on the big screen Traders whisper "He's got the knack" Ryan's here Watch the market bounce back [Chorus] Oh Ryan's got the golden touch Making numbers climb so much Saving stocks from certain doom Turning panic into boom [Bridge] He doesn't follow charts He rewrites trends From the opening bell to the day's end Ryan's got the world hanging by a thread Now profits rain where losses tread [Verse 3] Banks were sweating brokers froze Ryan flipped it Now everybody knows Main Street cheers as portfolios grow He’s driving gains Never laying low