[verse 1 – male vocal | Tempo: 92 BPM | Feel: sultry funk-pop rap | Key: D minor | Instrumentation: finger-snapped rim groove, slinky bassline, dry rhythm guitar stabs] The main operator on age and scale Carbon date your girl, then imply she a whale A carny privilege we call the hanky pank Not as dirty as it sounds - we’re here to make bank. If people pay money then they wanna win prizes Feeling like a big man, Teddy in his eyes Not a gig artist - slowly up the prices Sexy Transformers: Ho-bots in Disguises Not Robin Marx - I’m Mabozza Richi Wad was fat, now it’s getting titchy Tired of seeing red lights Want to feel green The kind that keeps me up at night You know what I mean So I lay out the session For all the boys and girls Don’t reject my profession It’s the oldest in the world! [chorus 1 – mixed gender group, harmonies | Feel: gospel-disco uplift | Stacked vocals with rich spread chords | Modulate up to F for added lift] Sex is historical Whores were the oracles Spreading suggestive thighs You’d like to get inside Ten bucks a rub n tug That’s how we show our love Lube up and join the fun Got room for everyone [verse 2 – female vocal | Feel: bluesy protest pop | Slight half-time swing | Add tremolo keys or vibraphone, minor harmonies in strings | Bass takes the lead rhythmically] On social applications Supposedly for fans I’m facing vile insinuations That my life ain’t worth a damn Drawn with such wild designs Uncomfortable to me Little boys manning the front line for toxic masculinity. Don’t see what they gain, Engaging with this pain We like our women free range Unfettered and untamed Selections made to order Why would you want it plain? Girl get inside my border You have right to remain! [chorus 2 – group, male and female, harmonies | Added rhythmic claps, backup gospel hollers | Keep tempo tight, bounce-heavy] Sex is historical Peep show pictorials All colour shape and size flavours of gals and guys Ten bucks a rub n tug That’s how we show our love Lube up and join the fun Gay straight bi lesbian [rap – male vocal | Feel: early 2000s Neptunes-style bounce track | Beat hits hard but stays playful | Big layered hits on punchlines] Mabozza Richi here To say a quick hello To all the guys and girls Trying to score a quick "O" There’s an easy way to play: just pay - It feels the same Cos when you’re shakin with your date and she ain’t giving you brain and so you pace away and chase another chick witcha game, but I’m in Dallas with some gals and branding them with my name. Not because they’re property. Rather cos they properly Brought me forward to an orgasm ‘Til I couldn’t see I mean it beggars belief I’m begging out in the streets for the money to date this honey once she done her degree. So listen up I'll tell you how to show respect Ask first before! you: start to have sex. Or try to handle her neck, no need for secret surprise. Get enthusiastic consent it’s elementary guys! You ending up indentured Talking penitent vibe Who the ho now? Not you, cuz! - ain’t earning a dime. [bridge – male/female duet or call-and-response | Drop instrumental to sparse piano + bass | Tension builds with group chant rising behind each line | Dramatic swell by end] They say we’re dirty (We are!) They say we’re wrong (Cope hard!) Their internet search history Sings a different song! Don’t bring guilt to a party Don’t turn your nose up at the feast This circus is a sermon And I’m the motherfucking priest! [outro | Build from acoustic strum + vocal harmonies into full-band final explosion] Sex is historical Whores were the oracles Respecting our agency We don’t get down for free Ten bucks a rub n tug That’s how we show our love Online or in real life We’ll never tell your wife Sex is historical Shame is deplorable Came here to hate But we're just too adorable Ten bucks a rub n tug Clean up and goodbye hug Lube up and join the fun There's room for everyone
