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Oatmeal School, V.1, Kinda Tough, Cuz Oatmeal Sucks, Suno AI

Oatmeal School was kind of tough, because goddamn Oatmeal sucked; tubes for ears; was almost not born, cuz M and M and goddamn Titanic; alcohol saved the day; but Treacher Collins; in his mind he was Reacher ballin; as an athlete nerd; he needed glasses so he could see; but most of all, he had to believe; grew up in the ghetto; had many friends; did many things; A-Wa-Nah, Olympians, churches, youth groups, Kumon, V-B-S; summer camps; annual state tests; they said Oatmeal would never pass the sixth grade; but then Oatmeal went to high school; Oatmeal went to college in New York; then West Virginia; then Hawaii; then Oregon; and then Vietnam where he became the master as an English Teacher; he went from student to goddamn Jedi Master; oh what an education; excuse my pronunciation; Oatmeal studied many subjects; health, history, drama, Bible, science, biology, cooking, children, counseling, economics, computers, web design, stage craft, sports; and if you're if wanna learn too or if you're a goddamn Jedi master; then join the Oatmeal school at the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server