(Verse 1) Ever since we tied the knot, there's one thing I adore, It’s soft, it's warm, and when I’m home, it’s waiting at the door. I love to stroke it every night, it purrs so tenderly, And when I run my fingers through, it curls up close to me. (Pre-Chorus) Oh, I treat it right, I keep it fed, It loves to lay beside me in our big old bed. (Chorus) My wife’s hairy kitten, oh, I love it so, I keep it nice and happy, make sure it doesn’t go. I pet it slow, I hold it tight, I give it love all through the night. My wife’s hairy kitten, yeah, it’s all I need to know. (Verse 2) Sometimes it gets a little wild, scratches up the couch, But when I give it gentle strokes, it stops being a grouch. It loves a little tickle, makes it jump and play, And when I’m gone too long, oh man, it sure will make me pay. (Pre-Chorus – Repeat) Oh, I treat it right, I keep it fed, It loves to lay beside me in our big old bed. (Chorus – Repeat) My wife’s hairy kitten, oh, I love it so, I keep it nice and happy, make sure it doesn’t go. I pet it slow, I hold it tight, I give it love all through the night. My wife’s hairy kitten, yeah, it’s all I need to know. (Bridge – Playfully Soulful) Some say I spoil it way too much, but I don’t really mind, ‘Cause nothing makes me happier than stroking it with time. (Outro – Slow & Smooth) So if you’ve got a kitten too, you best take care, my friend, Keep it warm, keep it happy—keep it purring till the end.
