Smelly Undergrads

[Verse 1] Pizza boxes stacked in the corner Dirty clothes just need a fluffing Overactive glands and groping sticky hands Two A.M. debates on nothing Making dreams and chasing plans [Chorus] Undergrads Freshmen babies Can’t buy beer Might have rabies Stealing food from the dining hall Smelly undergrads Smelly undergrads Why are you even here at all? [Verse 2] Laundry piled like modern art Jesus Christ who let that fart Text your ex Fail your test Learn “up all night” is not a flex [Bridge] Sleeping in the lounge Living off free snacks Someday you might be something Tonight you’re just Smelly undergrads! [Chorus] Oh... smelly undergrads