It’s bro time Oh yeah it’s bro time Yeah yeah yeah it’s bro time This is the official bro time song This song is so very official We sing it during bro time And also when making pickles Yeah buddy it’s bro time Oh yeah it’s bro time Something important to keep in mind Random explosions at any time Tossing out words and makin rhymes Throwin boomerangs and fighting crimes We do it all without wasting any rinds Greet you when the doorbell chimes We like to laugh so we can't be mimes Wash your hands like it says on the signs Dragon men are here and they are flyin' Mustache Dude in sunglasses lookin' fine This place is all ages so we don't sell wine If you want refreshments there is a line All our packages are secured with twine Follow these rules and you’ll be just fine So sit back and watch these calzones shine It’s bro time Oh yeah it’s bro time Yeah yeah yeah it’s bro time This is the official bro time song This song is so very official We sing it during bro time And also when making pickles [bridge] Oh yeah yeah! [spoken] put your hands together for bro time Dinosaurs, golems, capybaras, He-men, pokemon, and others Gather together You don’t even have to be a bro For bro time! It’s bro time Yeah Bro time, don’t forget it Making it happen without any fits Plenty of chairs for people to sit All our jokes have maximum wit We have a fully stocked first aid kit All our cherries are without pits Putting on deodorant now that you mention it Throwing around baseballs with our mitt We got a talking car here just like KITT You can even have an accent like a Brit Or just hang out and do crafts and knit We are cool with pretty much all of it Washing our face so we don’t get a zit Yea yeah a zit Nobody likes those… Especially Bros! It’s bro time Oh yeah it’s bro time (Bro time bro time) This song is so very official (So official for bro time) We sing it during bro time And also when making pickles Yeah yeah pickles Bro Time Bro Bro Bro Time Yeah yeah Hang out with us and you'll travel to the stars Flying around in spaceships and flying cars We may go hang out for a while on Mars Or just grab a bite at a local sushi bar Don't want to fight, don't want a war Willing to compromise so we'll go far Let's have a laugh, hardy har har har (Hardy har har har!) (Hardy har har har!) It’s bro time Oh yeah it’s bro time (Bro time bro time) This song is so very official (So official for bro time) We sing it during bro time And also when making pickles Yeah yeah pickles [spoken] Basement pickles Like we make them in the basement They smell real funky, just like our rhymes Bro Bro Bro Bro Time! [spoken, legal fast talking] please note that bro time doesn’t actually make pickles. We just needed the rhyme! Sincerely, our lawyers, a couple of capybaras in business suits.
