
[NATO Drum…] [Verse 1] You said “This is it” Spilled beer on the carpet Cracked joke about the apocalypse With pizza grease on your lips [Chorus] And we die laughing Mouths full Hearts cracked open You make the tragic feel like Just another bad sitcom If the end hits tonight Let it catch us mid‑punchline And we die And we die laughing [Verse 2] Bills stacked like Tetris Texts from your ex Still pending You paint dumb stars on the ceiling Say “Look We’re ascending” (hey) [Chorus] And we die laughing Burnt toast Late rent Still joking You make the wreckage feel like Confetti on the floor If the sky folds in on us Let it find us both choking On a joke On the line we never finished And we die And we die laughing

