Verse 1 Well, Daddy’s got a tomcat, answers to Magoo, Green-eyed troublemaker, don’t know what he’s gonna do. He’ll come struttin’ through the kitchen like he owns the whole dang place, Got a tail held high and a mischievous little grin across his face. If his food bowl’s lookin’ empty by a minute or two past noon, He’ll weave between your boots and nearly send you to the moon. Rubbin’ on your ankles, singin’ the breakfast blues, A four-legged trip hazard named Mr. Magoo. Chorus Oh, Mr. Magoo, what’re we gonna do? You raise a little havoc every afternoon. Chasin’ toy mice, racin’ through the room, Knockin’ over everything but somehow lookin’ cute. He’s a country cat cowboy with a wild streak too, Lord, life ain’t never boring with Mr. Magoo. Verse 2 Got a basket full of cat toys scattered wall to wall, He’ll pounce on one at midnight and turn the house into a brawl. Got a cardboard box kingdom and a windowsill saloon, Spends half the day patrolin’ and the other howlin’ at the moon. And if you leave him cooped up, he starts raisin’ a fuss, Sittin’ by the front door actin’ like nobody loves him much. One look through that screen door and you know exactly what he’ll choose, The great outdoors is callin’ Mr. Magoo. Chorus Oh, Mr. Magoo, what’re we gonna do? You raise a little havoc every afternoon. Chasin’ toy mice, racin’ through the room, Knockin’ over everything but somehow lookin’ cute. He’s a country cat cowboy with a wild streak too, Lord, life ain’t never boring with Mr. Magoo. Bridge He ain’t got a saddle, he ain’t got a horse, But he runs this little ranch with absolutely no remorse. Every chair’s his throne, every lap’s his right, And he’ll remind you who’s the boss about a hundred times a night. Final Chorus Oh, Mr. Magoo, king of the living room, Professional troublemaker from dawn until the moon. Rubbin’ on your legs when he’s hungry for his food, Makin’ everybody laugh with his crazy attitude. He’s got whiskers full of mischief and a heart that’s true blue, And Daddy wouldn’t trade a day with Mr. Magoo. Outro Yeah, he’s furry, he’s funny, he’s a little bit cuckoo, The legend of the household… Mr. Magoo. 🐾
