[Intro] [Upbeat country twang] Yeehaw! Let me tell you a tale, 'Bout my dog and his social media trail. [Verse 1] I got a pup, his name is Jack, Fur so shiny, it's glossy black. I made him an account, just for fun, Next thing I know, he's number one! [Pre-Chorus] He's got likes, he's got shares, He's got followers from who knows where! While I'm here, just a regular Joe, Jack's living large, the star of the show. [Chorus] My dog's got more followers than me, He's the king of the 'Gram, as you can see. While I'm gettin' ghosted left and right, He's gettin' paws and hearts every single night. [Verse 2] He posts a pic, with a ball in his mouth, Suddenly, he's the talk of the South. He does a trick, or just lays in the sun, And the internet says, "Oh, isn't he fun!" [Pre-Chorus] He's got likes, he's got shares, He's got followers from who knows where! While I'm here, just a regular Joe, Jack's living large, the star of the show. [Chorus] My dog's got more followers than me, He's the king of the 'Gram, as you can see. While I'm gettin' ghosted left and right, He's gettin' paws and hearts every single night. [Bridge] [A reflective strum] Maybe there's a lesson, in all this fame, That life's not about chasing a name. It's 'bout the belly rubs, and the fetch in the park, Not about who's got the loudest bark. [Chorus] Still, my dog's got more followers than me, He's the king of the 'Gram, as you can see. While I'm gettin' ghosted left and right, He's gettin' paws and hearts every single night. [Outro] [Slowing down, with a chuckle] So, give us a follow, give us a like, And join the adventures of Jack and his bike. We'll see you online, or maybe the street, Where you can give Jack, your dog, a treat.
