Doesn't quite follow the rules for the #PlushiePandemic, but it's close! **[Verse 1]** In a bunker made of candy, bombs, and blood, Little Diaper Destroy rolled in the mud. Tiny boots stompin', laugh full of doom, Said, "I want a kitty! Make room make room!" He searched through the snow with a plastic spoon, Gnawing on grenades by the light of the moon. Said, “Not just any furball, I want one that bites— One that haunts your dreams and steals your nights!” **[Chorus]** 🎵 *"Kitty kitty, come to play,* *I’ll hug you hard 'til you run away,* *But if you scratch, oh what a shame—* *I’ll stuff your soul and keep your name!"* 🎵 Black Cat was lurking, all sleek and sly, Didn’t expect a baby with a glassy eye. Thought he'd scare him with his silent stare… But Diaper giggled: “You’re PURR-fect! Rare!” **[Verse 2]** He pounced like a banshee, wild and fast, Caught Black Cat by the tail at last. “Now don’t you fight,” said the baby with glee, As he pulled out scissors from his diaper, whee! He stitched with thread made of battle cries, Button eyes blinking as Black Cat sighs. Now he’s a plush, stuffed full of dread, Sits in the toybox whispering, “I’m not dead…” **[Chorus]** 🎵 *"Kitty kitty, soft and still,* *Now you’re mine and always will,* *Your fur is cursed, your purrs are fake,* *But you’re my toy ‘til the world breaks."* 🎵 **[Bridge – Whispered Creepy Baby Voice]** *"He’s my bestest friend… I sleep with him when the sirens end… He growls sometimes, but I don't care… He says the cold won't find us where... we... stare…"* **[Final Chorus]** 🎵 *"Kitty kitty, hush your cries,* *You're just a doll with glowing eyes,* *And when the fire eats the town,* *Me and my toy won’t make a sound."* 🎵 **[Outro – fading laugh with rattling sound]** *“Mrrrrrow.”* *“Shhh, Black Cat… You’re safe now…”*
