[Female Vocalist] [Verse 1] There's a new machine And they're losing their minds Calling everyone a Nazi For using fucking lines "You're a bigot!" "You're destroying art!" "You're killing the planet!" Well, where the fuck do I start? They scream about theft Like they're spotless and pure Then somebody finds their own Little questionable source And suddenly it's different When they're caught doing the same Funny how morality Changes when attached to your name [Chorus] YOU'RE A CAVEMAN WITH A FUCKING PAINTBRUSH! SCREAMING AT THE FIRE BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING NEW! YOU'RE A CAVEMAN WITH A FUCKING PAINTBRUSH! THREATENING THE NEIGHBOURS BECAUSE THE BRUSH OFFENDS YOU! Call them thieves! Call them Nazis! Call them every fucking name! Then wonder why your customers Go somewhere else to play! [Verse 2] "Sorry, I won't draw that I don't like your politics!" Then you wonder why the customer Uses fucking generative tricks You slammed the fucking door Then complain they found a key And somehow you're surprised They didn't come crawling back to thee You want to police the tools You want to police the users You want to shame the people Who refuse to be your consumers Then somebody gets doxxed Someone's family gets a threat And you call yourselves defenders Of the art you haven't wrecked yet [Chorus] YOU'RE A CAVEMAN WITH A FUCKING PAINTBRUSH! SCREAMING AT THE FIRE BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING NEW! YOU'RE A CAVEMAN WITH A FUCKING PAINTBRUSH! THROWING ROCKS AT PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH YOU! Call them thieves! Call them Nazis! Make another fucking thread! Then act surprised When everyone decides They'd rather use the machine instead! [Bridge] You don't have to like it! You don't have to use it! You don't have to fucking praise The newest bloody tool! But if your answer is harassment If your answer is a threat If your answer is exposing people You haven't fucking met Then maybe you're not fighting For the principles you claim Maybe you're just fucking furious That somebody changed the game! [Breakdown] PAINTBRUSH! CAMERA! PENCIL! PRINTER! Every new invention Was apparently the end! PAINTBRUSH! CAMERA! COMPUTER! NOW AI! Same old fucking caveman Every century! [Final Chorus] YOU'RE A CAVEMAN WITH A FUCKING PAINTBRUSH! BANGING ON THE TABLE THINKING THAT YOU'VE WON! YOU'RE A CAVEMAN WITH A FUCKING PAINTBRUSH! THE FUTURE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE READY FOR IT, SON! Don't like AI? Fine! Don't fucking use it! But stop pretending You're entitled to abuse it! You can hate the tool You can hate the trend But threatening fucking people Is where your argument ends! [Outro] Caveman sees paintbrush. Caveman gets angry. Caveman throws rock. Paintbrush remains. **Fucking magnificent.**
