Sit on a Chair (Remastered) (Cover)

The track opens with a delicate harp and bourlesque cello, establishing a gypsy-influenced melody, Yodels punctuate powerful orchestral sweeps as the arrangement builds dynamically, adding ska brass stabs, crushing power metal guitars, and intricate drum patterns, The middle section grows increasingly complex, blending symphonic phrases with energetic ska rhythms and a flirtatious bourlesque twist through playful woodwinds, before climaxing in a grand, full-orchestra power metal finale, Condensed summary: Begins with harp and cello gypsy melodies, layering yodels and orchestral sweeps, Builds with ska brass, intense power metal guitars, complex drums, and bourlesque woodwinds, Climaxes in a dynamic, symphonic power metal finale with a full orchestra

[Instrumental Solo]

[Verse 1]
I'll never sit on a chair again
The seat burned my ass like a hot pan
The pain in my back's like a face plant
I fell on my head on the back end

[Verse 2]
The crack in my skull split my front teeth
The break in my smile took the heart piece
My heart's in parts and it's in need
In need of something to help me

[Chorus]
Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor
A dog licks the fruits from the planks
It's spread like red ink on the deals
But I'm afraid it is not marmalade

[Verse 3]
I'll never open a jar again
Or poison birds in the park again
For my neighbor to thank me for the sugar
He must revive from the grave I put him in

[Verse 4]
The crack in my skull split my front teeth (yadel-du)
The break in my smile took the heart piece (dodel-da)
My heart's in thousand parts and I think it (dabel-du)
Is so over now I only find peace in greece (blubel-da)

[Chorus]
Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor
A dog licks the fruits from the planks
It's spilled like purple milk on the deals
But I'm afraid it is not marmalade
I really hesitate to conclude
that I've been heavily kicked in the balls

[Verse 1]
I'll never sit on a chair again
The seat burned my ass like a hot pan
The pain in my back's like a face plant
I fell on my head on the back end

[Verse 2]
The crack in my skull split my front teeth
The break in my smile took the heart piece
My heart's in thousand parts and I think it (dabel-du)
Is so over now I only find peace in greece (blubel-da)

[Verse 5]
I'll never ever slit all your tires flat
Not again put bleach acid in your hat
Never again throw your wife out the seventh floor
Or cook your dinner all with poisoned spore

[Verse 6]
You hunt down my ass with a butcher knife
You say it's revenge for your murdered wife
And now you say my pain is extremely rife
You will slowly get me to the afterlife

[Chorus]
Strawberry marmalade runs down to my pants
A cat licks the fruits from the planks
Dog died of marmelade poisoning
It drank too much of it, the poor little thing
But I'm afraid it is not marmalade
I really hesitate to conclude
that I was much way too rude

[Verse 7]
I'll never ever slit any throat again
As I look down on me I see my hand
Its laying on the floor and is soon canned
I wish I had died on a warm strand

[Verse 8]
The crack in my skull split my front teeth
The break in my smile took the heart piece
I just ate a whole flock of brant geese
There's no one in the world who can help me

[Chorus]
Strawberry marmalade goop over deals
The ants lick it all the way up
I must admit that I hate ants very much
But there is nothing I can do to it now
But after all I can laugh
And after drawing a graph
I finally know my way out

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[Instrumental Solo] [Verse 1] I'll never sit on a chair again The seat burned my ass like a hot pan The pain in my back's like a face plant I fell on my head on the back end [Verse 2] The crack in my skull split my front teeth The break in my smile took the heart piece My heart's in parts and it's in need In need of something to help me [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor A dog licks the fruits from the planks It's spread like red ink on the deals But I'm afraid it is not marmalade [Verse 3] I'll never open a jar again Or poison birds in the park again For my neighbor to thank me for the sugar He must revive from the grave I put him in [Verse 4] The crack in my skull split my front teeth (yadel-du) The break in my smile took the heart piece (dodel-da) My heart's in thousand parts and I think it (dabel-du) Is so over now I only find peace in greece (blubel-da) [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor A dog licks the fruits from the planks It's spilled like purple milk on the deals But I'm afraid it is not marmalade I really hesitate to conclude that I've been heavily kicked in the balls [Verse 1] I'll never sit on a chair again The seat burned my ass like a hot pan The pain in my back's like a face plant I fell on my head on the back end [Verse 2] The crack in my skull split my front teeth The break in my smile took the heart piece My heart's in thousand parts and I think it (dabel-du) Is so over now I only find peace in greece (blubel-da) [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor A dog licks the fruits from the planks It's spilled like purple milk on the deals But I'm afraid it is not marmalade I really hesitate to conclude that I've been heavily kicked in the balls [Verse 5] I'll never ever slit all your tires flat Not again put bleach acid in your hat Never again throw your wife out the seventh floor Or cook your dinner all with poisoned spore [Verse 6] You hunt down my ass with a butcher knife You say it's revenge for your murdered wife And now you say my pain is extremely rife You will slowly get me to the afterlife [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade runs down to my pants A cat licks the fruits from the planks Dog died of marmelade poisoning It drank too much of it, the poor little thing But I'm afraid it is not marmalade I really hesitate to conclude that I was much way too rude [Verse 7] I'll never ever slit any throat again As I look down on me I see my hand Its laying on the floor and is soon canned I wish I had died on a warm strand [Verse 8] The crack in my skull split my front teeth The break in my smile took the heart piece I just ate a whole flock of brant geese There's no one in the world who can help me [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade goop over deals The ants lick it all the way up I must admit that I hate ants very much But there is nothing I can do to it now But after all I can laugh And after drawing a graph I finally know my way out

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