[1] I So Hate Christmas Music

[Verse] The same old bells are ringing out of tune Deck the halls with plastic joy and doom Silent night? Yeah I wish it was The tinsel’s choking all the meaning it once had [Prechorus] Oh holy stress Oh crowded malls Another round of fa-la-false [Chorus] I so hate Christmas music Fa-la-la-la can’t undo it Underneath the steeple’s glow It’s all so shallow Don’t you know [Verse 2] A drummer boy who never learns the beat A shepherd’s tale on endless repeat The snow is fake The smiles are too Give me truth Not candy-coated blues [Prechorus] Oh holy stress Oh crowded malls Another round of fa-la-false [Chorus] I so hate Christmas music Fa-la-la-la can’t undo it Underneath the steeple’s glow It’s all so shallow Don’t you know