Have you ever been to London across the pond They called it football there which I think is odd I call it soccer cause now we here in Philly They got their own stadium outside the city. Picture me I was there with a pretty lady She asked if I liked football and I said maybe She was schoolin me which I thought was very cute She knew all the players names I could not dispute I saw the mascot I asked her for his name Phang was her reply and he's at all of the games I ask her why Philly gotta a lizard I guess my question wasn't heard the answer that she gave was a little too absurd She said he's a snake and I said what He's got two arms he's got two knees That's not a snake to me That's not a snake to me I'll tell you what he'll never be That's not a snake to me That's not a snake to me They was playing soccer and she was cheering too I couldn't pay attention with the shit I now knew I pulled out my phone and try'n google the details gotta figure out what being a snake entails I knew I was right snakes dun have hands or feet dun have mohawks this lizards a goddam cheat I told her he's a dragon She said he's a snake and I said "Oh hell Naw" He's got two arms he's got two knees That's not a snake to me That's not a snake to me I'll tell you what he'll never be That's not a snake to me That's not a snake to me She said the game was going well but I din agree She could see that something really bothered me She said that he was once a normal snake before then somethin bout lightnin confused me even more like hows he holdin a cleet if he got no hands why he's got hair and walking like a man I told her she's a liar She said she had to go He's got two legs prolly ten toes That's not a snake to me That's not a snake to me I'll tell you what he'll never be That's not a snake to me That's not a snake to me
