Legend of the Camo Pants

country comedy, Southern rock, blue-collar folk anthem

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[Verse 1] Started with a pair of camo pants Now they're part of warehouse happenstance Every old-timer's got a tale About Tony disappearin' without fail
Some say he blends into pallet racks Some say shrink wrap hides his tracks Some swear they've watched him fade from sight Under bright fluorescent lights
[Pre-Chorus] Every year the stories grow A little bigger than before
[Chorus] Legend of the camo pants Nobody knows where Tony stands One second here, one second gone Like camouflage with work boots on
Legend of the camo pants Built on rumors and circumstance If you spot green movin' through the racks Better look twice before it fades back
[Verse 2] A new hire laughed and called it fake Said, "Y'all are tellin' stories on break." Then a pallet moved without a sound And nobody else was around
Another guy claimed aisle four Had Tony there the day before But when he pointed to the place There was not a single trace
[Pre-Chorus] Nobody agrees what's true But everybody's got a story or two
[Chorus] Legend of the camo pants Nobody knows where Tony stands One second here, one second gone Like camouflage with work boots on
Legend of the camo pants Built on rumors and circumstance Every sighting adds a page To warehouse folklore age to age
[Bridge] They say the camo blends with: Pallet racks... Inventory tags... Cardboard stacks... Safety charts...
One guy even swears it blends with management.
Nobody believes that one.
Probably.
[Instrument Break]
[Final Chorus] Legend of the camo pants Nobody knows where Tony stands The myth grows bigger every day While Tony just keeps workin' away
Legend of the camo pants Warehouse folk hero by chance And somewhere hidden past the racks The legend's wearin' camouflage slacks
[Outro Spoken Section]
[Coworker 1] "So you ever actually seen Tony?"
[Coworker 2] "Once. I think."
[Coworker 1] "What'd he look like?"
[Coworker 2] "I dunno... kinda looked like Tony."
[Coworker 3] "I heard he's outside."
[Coworker 1] "He's always outside."
[Coworker 2] "We should go find him."
[Coworker 3] "Yeah."
[SFX] Coffee sip.
[Coworker 1] "Wonder where he is."
[SFX] JINGLE... JINGLE...
[Fade Out]

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[Verse 1] Started with a pair of camo pants Now they're part of warehouse happenstance Every old-timer's got a tale About Tony disappearin' without fail Some say he blends into pallet racks Some say shrink wrap hides his tracks Some swear they've watched him fade from sight Under bright fluorescent lights [Pre-Chorus] Every year the stories grow A little bigger than before [Chorus] Legend of the camo pants Nobody knows where Tony stands One second here, one second gone Like camouflage with work boots on Legend of the camo pants Built on rumors and circumstance If you spot green movin' through the racks Better look twice before it fades back [Verse 2] A new hire laughed and called it fake Said, "Y'all are tellin' stories on break." Then a pallet moved without a sound And nobody else was around Another guy claimed aisle four Had Tony there the day before But when he pointed to the place There was not a single trace [Pre-Chorus] Nobody agrees what's true But everybody's got a story or two [Chorus] Legend of the camo pants Nobody knows where Tony stands One second here, one second gone Like camouflage with work boots on Legend of the camo pants Built on rumors and circumstance Every sighting adds a page To warehouse folklore age to age [Bridge] They say the camo blends with: Pallet racks... Inventory tags... Cardboard stacks... Safety charts... One guy even swears it blends with management. Nobody believes that one. Probably. [Instrument Break] [Final Chorus] Legend of the camo pants Nobody knows where Tony stands The myth grows bigger every day While Tony just keeps workin' away Legend of the camo pants Warehouse folk hero by chance And somewhere hidden past the racks The legend's wearin' camouflage slacks [Outro Spoken Section] [Coworker 1] "So you ever actually seen Tony?" [Coworker 2] "Once. I think." [Coworker 1] "What'd he look like?" [Coworker 2] "I dunno... kinda looked like Tony." [Coworker 3] "I heard he's outside." [Coworker 1] "He's always outside." [Coworker 2] "We should go find him." [Coworker 3] "Yeah." [SFX] Coffee sip. [Coworker 1] "Wonder where he is." [SFX] JINGLE... JINGLE... [Fade Out]

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