[Intro - upbeat 90s dance beat, synths + fiddle hook, pure party energy] (Yeah... Copper Eye Joe... let’s fuckin’ go!) [Verse 1 - short & punchy] Found him in the hospital, just a pile of bones Raised him up one night, now he’s never goin’ home Helmet on his head, sword still in his hand Named him Copper Eye Joe ‘cause it sounded fuckin’ grand [Chorus - massive repetitive 90s dance hook, gang vocals, full party banger energy] If it hadn’t been for Copper Eye Joe I’d been lonely or dead long time ago Where you been at yo, where you been yo? Where you been at yo, Copper Eye Joe? If it hadn’t been for Copper Eye Joe I’d been lonely or dead long time ago Where you been at yo, where you been yo? Where you been at yo, Copper Eye Joe? [Fiddle Solo - energetic 90s dance fiddle, high energy, party vibe] [Verse 2 - short & punchy] Skinny Pig was laughin’, Innkeeper pourin’ drinks Joe just stood there lookin’ cool while we caused the scene Didn’t say a word but he had that main character vibe Skeleton with a sword and the party stays alive [Chorus - massive repetitive 90s dance hook, gang vocals, full party banger energy] If it hadn’t been for Copper Eye Joe I’d been lonely or dead long time ago Where you been at yo, where you been yo? Where you been at yo, Copper Eye Joe? If it hadn’t been for Copper Eye Joe I’d been lonely or dead long time ago Where you been at yo, where you been yo? Where you been at yo, Copper Eye Joe? [Fiddle Solo - energetic 90s dance fiddle, high energy, party vibe] [Verse 3 - short & punchy, peak lols] He don’t eat, don’t sleep, don’t even need to breathe But he’ll stand there lookin’ hard while we cause the scene Copper Eye Joe — the quiet legend of the crew If you ain’t dancin’ with a skeleton then what the fuck you do? [Chorus - massive repetitive 90s dance hook, gang vocals, full party banger energy + ad-libs] If it hadn’t been for Copper Eye Joe I’d been lonely or dead long time ago Where you been at yo, where you been yo? Where you been at yo, Copper Eye Joe? (Where you been at yo?!) If it hadn’t been for Copper Eye Joe I’d been lonely or dead long time ago Where you been at yo, where you been yo? Where you been at yo, Copper Eye Joe? (Party with the dead ones!) [Outro - fading dance beat with final fiddle flourish] (Where you been at yo, Copper Eye Joe...) (Where you been at yo...) (We still party though...) (Copper Eye Joe... let’s fuckin’ go!)
