[Instrumental intro] [Verse] Welcome to Orzhova, don't mind the groans. Those are just the souls who defaulted on their loans. Sign the dotted line, and we'll gladly lend you funds. Pay us back on time, or your debt will grow by tons. [Pre-chorus] Do you think there's a deity to whom you can appeal? You must not have heard, then. We're the church of deals. [Chorus] For so long as there's even a small amount you owe, Not even your death will help you let it go. We hold the true power in Ravnican society, All hold debts to the Orzhov orthodoxy. [Instrumental interlude] [Verse] You can't escape the debts you've incurred. We will keep you true to your word. Don't you worry if you can't pay with gold, Your soul has value, so it can always be sold. [Pre-chorus] Do you see the spirits that serve our will? They died before they paid, but they must handle their bill. [Chorus] For so long as there's even a small amount you owe, Not even your death will help you let it go. We hold the true power in Ravnican society, All hold debts to the Orzhov orthodoxy. [Interlude] You think you've paid your debt in full? Isn't that just adorable? Your interest makes it intractable, and we'll take your soul as collateral! [orchestra instrumental] [Choir chant] You agreed to the terms and must pay! It's to the Orzhov Syndicate you shall pray! Aaaahhhh.... You agreed to the terms and must pay! It's to the Orzhov Syndicate you shall pray! [Chorus] For so long as there's even a small amount you owe, Not even your death will help you let it go. We hold the true power in Ravnican society, All hold debts to the Orzhov orthodoxy. [Song ends]