[Intro — laid-back, heavy sleazy voice] Lickilicky... Nah. more like Licky-Likey. Heh. [Beat drops] [Verse 1] You braggin’ ’bout a couple inches? Aw, that’s kinda cute I’m used to braggin’ in fuckin’ feet Fifty feet when I let it loose You measure yours with a ruler Mine needs surveying equipment Good thing we got the compass with us tonight... Normal-type? Nothing about fifty feet of tongue is fuckin’ normal Silver tongue? Nah Mine’s pink, fifty feet long and got better reviews Ladies love the tongue yeah, word got around Even girls who don’t do dick wanna see what it’s all about Some rappers speak in tongues I let the tongue do the speaking Tongue-tied? Never Tongue-tired? Sometimes [Hook] Lickilicky More like Licky-Likey Big tongue swinging everybody eyeing me Lickilicky More like Licky-Likey Fifty feet of tongue yeah, highly likely [Verse 2 — Probopass] Checked the roster for this round... Probopass. Thought of a bunch of disses but they were all a little too on the nose ... Oops. Big compass Pokémon and you still lost your bearing Supposed to point north? Bitch, point yourself home Technically magnetic Still somehow not attractive And keep that nose away from me Fifty feet of tongue or not... I still got standards I’ve seen some bushy mommies... but damn That’s not a moustache that’s a fuckin’ beaver And what the fuck is with the red nose? You lost again? Santa’s sled tryouts were last week [Verse 3 — Rotom] Rotom... Oven. Washer. Fridge. Fan. Lawn mower. Damn... Your whole résumé looks like a 1950s housewife starter pack Heat form in the oven Wash form doing laundry All those appliances and you still can’t cook a bar for me Mow Rotom? Wait... Maybe you finally found a purpose Go play Scissor Sisters with Probopass Eat through that nasty fuckin’ face carpet Give that moustache a Brazilian But judging by that Freddie Mercury look... I think he’s more into Butt-type than Ghost-type So Rotom... guess you better switch forms Forget Heat Forget Wash Time for... Vibrotom Heh... Vibrotom in the bottom... heh heh ... [Break — beat cuts completely] I've been asked... [Spoken in French, strong Québec French accen, male voice] “hey toé... tu suce tu? ou tu crosse yinque?” ... Sorry... Moé je lick yinque. [Short laugh] [Beat drops] [Hook] Lickilicky More like Licky-Likey Big tongue swinging everybody eyeing me Lickilicky More like Licky-Likey Fifty feet of tongue yeah, highly likely [Verse 4 — Togekiss] Togekiss avoids conflict only shows up where people respect each other ... So what the fuck are you doing at P-Unit? You bring happiness wherever you go? Perfect They’re gonna need some after this Serene Grace? Beautiful name for hoping Air Slash does all the work You don’t fight You inconvenience people until probability gives up Serene Grace got you feeling blessed Nah You’re just gambling with better odds You bring joy to everyone who sees you So does seeing you leave You got Serene Grace I got obscene taste [Final Hook] Lickilicky More like Licky-Likey Big tongue swinging everybody eyeing me Lickilicky More like Licky-Likey Fifty feet of tongue yeah, highly likely [Outro — lazy sleazy delivery] One brings direction One brings blessings One does the fuckin’ housework... I brought fifty feet of tongue and absolutely no supervision Normal-type... Heh. Sure. Licky-Likey.
