Neon lights Shining bright In this cheap motel It's an endless night But these piña coladas They're our saving grace Let's forget the drama and get shit-faced Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) Oh, you can fly down there Faded walls Peeling paint The old décor here It ain't that quaint We dance in the lobby Drinks in hand Living it up Like we're in a dreamland Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) Oh, you can fly down there We wake up Check out is noon Pack our bags Can't leave too soon But we're back at that bar In the lobby alone A few more piña coladas Before our flight back home Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) Oh, you can fly down there The taxi arrives And we stagger in At the airline desk We're greeted with a grin “I’m sorry but your flights been cancelled” So we got back in that car And you know what we did A round of drinks at the motel bar Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such an two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) Oh, you can fly down there Welcome to the Motel Acapulco Such a two-star place (two-star place) Such a two-star space (two-star space) There's plenty of drinks at the Motel Acapulco With low airfare (low airfare) Oh, you can fly down there You can fly down there You can fly down there
