---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ehem... This is your morning announcement- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] Yo, fork that $hit! Watch me massacre these avo-rages! 平均値を虐殺する [Verse 1] Peter Piper picked a peck of 唐辛子 Madoka mastered mathematics, まじでやらかし Six sick 先生 sitting silently, さびしい Watching me wickedly weaving words, わびさび Rubber baby buggy bumpers, バンパー壊した Betty bought butter but the バターが苦い She sells 貝殻 by the 海岸線 slickly Madoka makes magic, マジで quickly [Pre-Chorus] Count with me: 一二三四五六七八九十 Now backwards while I'm rapping, watch me do it again! 十九八七六五四三二一 ! [Chorus] Technical massacre, 技術的虐殺 Syllables per second, 秒間音節 spectacular Tongue-twisting trilingual, though I'm just bilingual 言語の体操、俺が original Tongue Olympics gold medalist, 金メダリスト Bilingual battles, I'm the 最強 specialist Call Guinness Book, ギネスブック呼んで World record holder, 世界記録保持者 [Verse 2] Supercalifragilistic-エクスピアリドーシャス Super-duper-uber-stupid-クソ-precocious How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if 木こりが Chuck wood while I'm spitting bars, 散らかしちゃった Red leather yellow leather レザージャケット Unique New York, 東京ユニーク、packet Irish wristwatch, アイリッシュ時計 ticking Madoka's flow so F**KING FAST, 心臓 KICKING! [Verse 3] 教室で昼寝、dreaming of デビュー戦 Teacher caught me drooling, よだれでプール作った Detention? More like studio session 居残り？いや録音セッション Principal's my producer, that's my confession 校長がプロデューサー、告白 Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, ファジーは熊だった Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, 毛がなかった Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? そうでしょ？ Madoka's brain is fuzzy from this 早口 show [Chorus 2] Technical massacre, 技術的虐殺 Breaking sound barriers, 音速突破 spectacular Teachers can't keep up, 先生ついてこれない Madoka's mouth is criminal, 犯罪的な口 Tongue Olympics gold medalist, 金メダリスト Bilingual battles, I'm the 最強 specialist Call Guinness Book, ギネスブック呼んで World record holder, 世界記録保持者 [Bridge] They said slow down... でも... I don't know how... どうやって？ My mouth's a machine gun... 機関銃 SIKE! Time for DOUBLE-TIME! :p [Verse 4] Hippopotamus-hypothesis-カバの仮説 Photosynthesis-synthesis-光合成プロセス Antidisestablishmentarianism-反体制主義 Madoka's rap superiority-優越主義 Toy boat toy boat toy boat おもちゃボート Float coat goat moat throat note vote 投票 Can you can a can as a canner 缶詰できる？ Madoka cans the competition, that's the master plan [Final Chorus] Technical massacre complete, 完全制覇 Nine syllables per second, that's my 評価 Bilingual brilliance, brain's on fire バイリンガルの輝き、脳が燃える Tongue Olympics gold medalist, 金メダリスト Bilingual battles, I'm the 最強 specialist Call Guinness Book, ギネスブック呼んで World record holder, 世界記録保持者 [Outro] Tongue-tied? 舌が絡まった？ That's what happens when you battle Madoka Call the ambulance, 救急車呼んで My flow just caused a medical trauma Class dismissed, お疲れ様 Technical rap queen, それが私
