Beta Boyfriend [explicit]

[Instrumental intro] [Verse 1] Fucking Chad couldn't make it here He chewed tobacco, drank his craft beer My new guy's a beta by definition in the dictionary In his basement raiding with his guild in the Sanctuary. [Verse 2] Fucking Chads, all jacked up, come in swarms All decked out in their Gym Bro uniforms Their egos are bigger than their balls Always looking for some hoe Like that’s the only thing I’m here for. [Chorus] In a ten-yard radius of you Everyone goes clinically insane Blood runs cold and brains go numb When they figure out your game. Mr. Chad, a fucking Gigachad, And they say my nerd boyfriend's lame. [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Fucking Chads with their two-faced games, Gaslight me, say I’m mental, say I’m insane They know chicks, yeah, like they know their beer, Takes them a week to notice when I shaved down there. [Verse 4] Fucking Chads, all conditioned the same All that's different is their T-shirts and the last names My guy doesn't know which hole's for what But at least he asks before he takes a shot. [Chorus] In a ten-yard radius of you Everyone goes clinically insane Blood runs cold and brains go numb When they figure out your game. Mr. Chad, a fucking Gigachad, And they say my nerd boyfriend's lame. [Verse 5] Fucking Chads with their wandering eyes Got the girl, but rehearsing pickup lines, Treating each new skirt is a fresh new lead My nerd clings to me; my skirt is all he’ll need. [Verse 6] Fuck you, Chads, I'm done with you all With your small dicks and steroid balls Keep on counting protein grams I'm done with your fucking pickup scams. [Chorus] In a ten-yard radius of you Everyone goes clinically insane Blood runs cold and brains go numb When they figure out your game. Mr. Chad, a fucking Gigachad, And they say my nerd boyfriend's lame. [Instrumental outro]