**Verse 1** Sam had a penthouse down in the Bahamas, Spreadsheet magic, billion-dollar dramas. Do Kwon said, “Steady, the peg’ll come back,” Then Luna hit the floor like a heart attack. Mashinsky preached, “Unbank yourself,” While Celsius melted right off the shelf. Kyle Davies vanished when Three Arrows blew, Still posting through it like the legends do. **Pre-Chorus** Bull run, bear run, everybody knows, When the money gets easy, anything goes. White paper, black car, offshore glow, There’s always one more cowboy at the crypto rodeo. **Chorus** **Bad boys, bad boys of crypto,** **Number go up, then where did it go?** **Lambo in Dubai, yacht in Monaco,** **One day you’re a genius, next day—uh oh.** **Bad boys, bad boys of crypto,** **Fast money, flashbulbs, everybody knows:** **When the green candles light and the champagne flows,** **There’s always another bad boy in crypto.** **Verse 2** Then “Hawk Tuah” launched a shiny new coin, Influencers, memes, everybody join. Price shot up fast, then dropped through the floor, And suddenly nobody was laughing anymore. Lazarus lurking on the other side, Wallets get drained and the hackers go quiet. Bridges get crossed, exchanges get hit, Billions in crypto disappearing bit by bit. **Pre-Chorus** Cold wallet, hot take, seed phrase gone, Telegram buzzing till five in the morn’. Everybody’s rich when the leverage flows, Till somebody asks where the customer money goes. **Chorus** **Bad boys, bad boys of crypto,** **Number go up, then where did it go?** **Lambo in Dubai, yacht in Monaco,** **One day you’re a genius, next day—uh oh.** **Bad boys, bad boys of crypto,** **Fast money, flashbulbs, everybody knows:** **When the green candles light and the champagne flows,** **There’s always another bad boy in crypto.** **Bridge** Mt. Gox, Terra, Three Arrows too, Every cycle swears that this time it’s new. FTX, Celsius, tokens gone fast, Crypto’s got a funny way of rhyming with the past. **Breakdown** Who’s got the keys? Who’s got the coin? Who’s got a balance sheet nobody can join? Who’s on a podcast saying, “Trust me, bro”? Who moved to Dubai six months ago? Who launched a memecoin right at the top? Who watched the whole thing instantly drop? Who hacked the bridge before anyone knows? Welcome to the bad boys of crypto. **Final Chorus** **Bad boys, bad boys of crypto,** **Number go up, then where did it go?** **Private jet waiting, bags packed to go,** **From Forbes cover story to federal row.** **Bad boys, bad boys of crypto,** **Davies, Do Kwon, and the Lazarus ghosts,** **New chain, new coin, same old rodeo—** **Long live the bad boys of crypto.**
