[Intro:] Yeah— spotlight on (huh!) Camera roll— GO (pow!) Everything’s a movie but the WiFi’s slow (bro…) (Spin-spin-spin again) main char’, main char’, main char’ [Instrumental drop] [Verse 1:] Woke up in a montage, hair lookin’ villain arc tragic Tried to serve face but the mirror said “that’s diabolical, magic” Running late, in my head, theme song on blast I trip over air— girl, that’s main-char whiplash Side quests chasing me like NPCs I’m the plot AND the filler, like… pick a lane please Everyone staring like I'm famous or cursed IDK which one but it’s getting worse (ok go) [Verse 2:] I’m strutting like I’ve got rizz, but I’m rizzless actually My confidence crashes like my phone at 3% battery Serving sigma energy but it's fake as my “clean girl” phase I’m trying to walk cool but my shoelace betrays (boom) Hero of the story with a clown arc twist Whole vibe’s giving “glitch in the script— assist??” Every moment cinematic until I sneeze Now I’m the blooper reel nobody needs (dang) [Pre-Chorus:] Spotlight’s on me— oh I didn’t rehearse Main character dreams with supporting role curse Running on delusion like that’s all I eat Spin around and I trip on my own two feet (yikes-) [Chorus:] Ooh, I’m having a main character meltdown, someone roll the credits (pls stop) Ooh, my life’s a trailer with no plot, girl I can’t edit (no crop) Ooh, I’m dramatic, cinematic Skibidi vibes in a world so static My villain arc’s doing gymnastics I keep flopping but look… it’s thematic [Instrumental drop — “POW POW POW”] [Verse 3:] Yeah, yeah-yeah I walk in slow-mo like I’m born for the scene But the rain hits me first— not aesthetic, just mean Every step’s a risk, yeah I slip like so Why’s my life choreographed by a skibidi toilet show? Oh nah— The universe trolling my whole identity Brought the main-character energy But it’s giving side-story entropy Help me [Verse 4:] Phone camera on, but the lighting said “nope” Trying to slay but I slay like a discontinuous slope Dramatic like a star, unhinged like a frog I monologue loudly like I’m speaking to a vlog Diabolical timing, comedic despair Somehow still posing like a billionaire heir My soundtrack skipping— DJ sabotage Real life’s the final level, no tutorial montage [Pre-Chorus:] Spotlight’s on me— oh I didn’t rehearse Main character dreams with supporting role curse Running on delusion like that’s all I eat Spin around and I trip on my own two feet (oof) [Chorus:] Ooh, I’m having a main character meltdown, someone roll the credits (bro stop) Ooh, my life’s a trailer with no plot, girl I can’t edit (no crop) Ooh, I’m dramatic, cinematic Skibidi vibes in a world so static My villain arc’s doing gymnastics I keep flopping but look… it’s thematic [Bridge:] I’m just a doll in a Dollar Store crown Trying to slay but I spiral down Pretty in pixels, chaos in motion NPC walk with “protagonist” devotion And I keep running back, coming back Right back into the plot (plot twist!) [Instrumental drop — “BRRRT— WAHHH”— VHS rewind effect] [Final Chorus:] Ooh, I’m having a main character meltdown (yikes), someone roll the credits (who wrote this?) Ooh, my life’s a trailer with no plot and I still don’t get it (I guess??) Ooh, I’m dramatic, cinematic Skibidi-coded, unpredictable, frantic My villain arc’s doing gymnastics But I flop so hard— it’s iconic [Outro:] La-la-la-la-la-la main char’ (but failing) La-la-la-la-la-la still starring (somehow) La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la
