Ms Polly

[Intro] Ms Polly was a local legend She’d taught school for way too long… If you lacked respect and manners In her class you did not belong… She was a twin to Granny Clampett Of the famous t.v.-Hillbilly Show… Wire glasses, hair in bun And false teeth that really glowed.. Her shin length granny dress covered, Most her 4 foot 9 inch frame… If she weighed over 80 pounds Her lace-up boots were to blame… She held Lord’s Prayer and flag allegiance Before starting class roll-call…. And if you didn’t participate You had to set out in the hall… Polly stood guard at her classroom door To insure that manners were LEARNED… 5th graders using that door Said please excuse me ma’am Or little butts DID get BURNED… ms Polly who never married Edited her Roebuck Catalog pads… By hiding in dark closets and tearing out the men’s underwear ads… Fifth grade shore felt like a prison… Ol’ ms. Polly’s closet work probably used nite-vision… Sad thing, but it’s so true… School board, they wanted her gone too Spry ms Polly was very active for 82… But as a discipline instructor She shorely knew just what to do… A future blue collar drug dealer And a future lawyer with class… Were Two young boys Enrolled, In Polly’s fifth-grade CLASS… They Got in a cafeteria green-pea fight, And ol’ Polly fell flat on her ASS… The kids erupted in laughter When she went down Like a torpedoed ship…. Then they all felt embarrassed When they discovered that she broke her hip… Guess the boys did the School Board a favor Back when things were done right Two punks took down a legend By having a simple food fight Yes Two punks took down a legend By having a simple food fight [outro]