[Intro] Yeah, yeah, it was all lookin' perfect… Until it wasn't. Let me tell you 'bout it. [Verse 1] Saw her steppin' out the Uber in them YSL heels, Skin tone like dulce, body lookin’ unreal. Waist snatched, lashes on lift — goals, fr. Told the homies, “I’mma wife this, deadass, no chill.” Dinner vibin’, convo fire, she witty and bold, She said, “Come see the view,” I said, “Bet, let’s roll.” Penthouse suite, city lights on glow, Feelin' like a W, thought I'd struck pure gold. [Hook] But then she turned 'round, dropped them jeans slow, Moon was out—then my whole world froze. Contrast wild like a panda in the snow, That butt crack lookin’ like a bush don’t grow. I said, “Damn girl… why it look like that?” Lookin’ like a shadow crawled out your back. I was bricked up, now I’m takin' it back, ’Cause that Chewbacca patch straight threw me off track. [Verse 2] I'm talkin’ full-blown forest, no fade, no taper, Hair thick like cables, edge up need a shaper. I’m all for nature, but baby that’s major — Gotta use a trimmer, not a lightsaber. You a ten from the front, from the back… distressin’ Contrast hittin’ like a failed spray-tannin’ session. I ain’t judgin’ hygiene, but I got confessions, My meat went ghost, like it seen a possession. [Bridge] Told the bros, they said, “Bruh, you cappin’.” Showed the pic, they said, “Yo, that’s tragic.” She a baddie, yeah, no doubt, no lackin’ — But that alley got more growth than my taxes. [Hook Repeat] She turned 'round, dropped them jeans slow, Moon was out—then my whole world froze. Contrast wild like a panda in the snow, That butt crack lookin’ like a bush don’t grow. I said, “Damn girl… why it look like that?” Lookin’ like a shadow crawled out your back. I was bricked up, now I’m takin' it back, ’Cause that Chewbacca patch straight threw me off track. [Outro] A lesson to learn before you smash the cake — Sometimes what’s unseen can alter fate. No hate, no shade, just a preference stake, But I dipped out smooth like a clean jailbreak. (Yeah... laser that.)
