Found an invisibility cloak in my emotio

[Verse 1] Found an invisibility cloak in my emotional junk drawer, Right next to “be cool” and “don’t ask for more.” Tried it on for fun—ha! party trick delight, Disappeared mid-sentence, saved myself a fight. Skipped a meeting, skipped the vibe, Walked through life like a Terms & Conditions slide. No eye contact, no small talk tax, Just me and my cloak doing social hacks. [Pre-Chorus] I’m not gone, I’m just advanced, a social ninja with zero chance. [Chorus] I found an invisibility cloak— Worked like a charm till it didn’t. At first it was cute, then it broke Every chance of being witnessed. Thought I’d slip it on, slip it off, Like a joke with good timing and flair. Turns out once you ghost too hard, You’re just… not there. [Verse 2] Held the door, nobody thanked me, Door closed anyway—rude, frankly. Ordered coffee, paid in full, Cup hit the floor, barista blamed the pull of the moon. Wore a neon vest, waved my arms, Crosswalk said, “Thoughts and prayers.” Yelled “I’m HERE” at full volume, Echo filed a missing persons report. [Chorus] Yeah, the invisibility cloak— Great for dodging bullshit and bills. But now I’m doing a whole damn monologue And the room just refills. Started as rest, then a plan, Then a lifestyle I didn’t command. I thought I was opting out politely, But the invisibility cloak got out of hand. [bridge] Tried to take it off in the mirror— Mirror said, “Girl, who?” Turns out if you disappear long enough, Even you forget you. [Chorus] So if you see a woman clapping for herself In an empty CVS aisle— That’s me, practicing visibility One awkward inch at a time. If I vanish again, don’t panic, I’m probably just thinking too hard. Send snacks. Send witnesses. And maybe scissors. This cloak is aggressive. [Outro – tag] Note to self: Next magic item I find? Read the exit instructions first.