The Mouse who Can't Eat Cheese

I am a mouse called Chedda Who can’t eat cheese. Gorgonzola, Brie and Feta. Listen to my story please. It started when I was a pup. My mother was so sad. Solid, grated or in a cup. No cheese at all, poor dad. (a mouse eek eek who can’t eat cheese Squeak , squeak) When I tasted, touched or smelt Cheese – I would inflate. Gorgonzola, Brie and Feta. And with each bite. I would quickly grow and stretch. There were fears I would pop. Toasted, grilled or spread. Searching the mouse-help bookshop (a mouse eek eek who can’t eat cheese Squeak , squeak) Dr Mus the top rodent doc Tested me from fur to tail, Gorgonzola, Brie and Feta. Each was a fail. He said the only path to take Was eat cheese no more Cream, cottage and fake. My jaw hit the floor. I am a mouse called Chedda Who can’t eat cheese. Bread and water is my new forever. Can never eat cheese