[(Produced by Stuart Price in collaboration with a glitter-cape-wearing ghost of Queen's engineer)] [(Recorded at Abbey Road Studios using vintage EMI gear and custom analog synth rigs)] [(Mixed in immersive Dolby Atmos with crystalline detail and thunderous stereo dynamics)] [(Lyrically inspired by the irreverent flamboyance of “I Can’t Decide” by Scissor Sisters and the overblown falsetto sincerity of “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” by The Darkness)] [(Intended as the closing number of a fictional glam-rock stage musical with interstellar disco elements)] [(start)] Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street Oh please let it be for me Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street I wish I wish I knew what it could be I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday In March I got a grey mackinaw And Once I got some grapefruit from Tampa Montgom'ry Ward sent me a bathtub and a cross cut saw (Music) Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street Is it a prepaid suprise or is it COD It could be curtains Or dishes Or a double boiler Or it could be Yes it could be Yes you're right it surely could be Somethin' special Something very very special now Just for me! Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street Oh don't let it pass my door Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street I wish I knew what he was coming for I got some salmon from Seattle last September And I expect a new rockin' chair I hope I get my raisins from Frezno The D.A.R sent a cannon for the courthouse square Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming Now I don't know how I could wait to see It could be somethin' for someone who is no relation but it could be somethin' special just for me Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming Wells Fargo!
