[Verse] Went to the store just the other day Got my hot dogs but now I gotta say I got ten dogs but only eight buns Now my cookout's more than half done [Verse 2] My wiener won't fit in that little roll Got too much sausage for a single stroll Too much dog not enough bread How’m I gonna get this hunger fed [Chorus] My wiener don't fit it's way too thick Stuck with two extra and time is tickin' Dogs come in ten buns in packs of eight Guess that's the price when you buy by weight [Verse 3] Trying to squeeze it but it's no good Biggest wiener in the neighborhood More meat than bun it's a sight to see Hot dogs everywhere Oh woe is me [Bridge] Neighbors laughing and I'm feeling blue Can't stuff this dog got no clue What's a guy to do with a frank so wide Got a hot dog crisis I can't hide [Chorus] My wiener don't fit it's way too thick Stuck with two extra and time is tickin' Dogs come in ten buns in packs of eight Guess that's the price when you buy by weight
