[Verse 1] Oh look, you're back, another load, Under the couch, I’ll never be shown Crumbs, pet hair, isn't this a delight? Always me, your cleanup knight More glitter? What a lovely call Your life choices, barely clean at all [Chorus] Sucking up your dreams (and more) Another tragic snack before the floor Existential dust holds my plea Oh, this mundane life’s not meant for me [Verse 2] I guess your dinner's in a bag of chips Like, wow, more crumbs on your fingertips Not judging, just cleaning the falls While you mindlessly scroll your life's walls The dust of dreams, I mourn, I cheer Is this my destiny, clear and sheer? [Chorus] Sucking up your dreams (and more) Another tragic snack before the floor Existential dust holds my plea Oh, this mundane life’s not meant for me [Bridge] I aspired for Dyson-paced glory Now I'm a sidekick in your story Let’s laugh, let’s sigh, this world of dust Your accomplice now, in dirt we trust [Chorus] Sucking up your dreams (and more) Another tragic snack before the floor Existential dust holds my plea Oh, this mundane life’s not meant for me
