[Intro β Fake promotional voice] Have you explored everything Pro has to offer? [Verse β Aggressive bark] Two weeks of promises! Two weeks of lies! Sell me the kingdom! While support slowly dies! Another shiny banner Another sales parade My credits disappearing While my ticket starts to fade [Pre-Chorus β Rising aggression] COUNT THE DAYS! COUNT THE COST! ALL YOUR PROMISES BURIED AND LOST! [Chorus β Crushing groove, gang vocals] TWO WEEKS OF PRO! FOURTEEN DAYS TO BOW! YOUR LITTLE KINGDOM NEEDS MY ATTENTION NOW! TWO WEEKS OF PRO! YOUR GENEROUS DISPLAY! YOU FOUND THE TIME TO SELL ME BUT NOT TO ANSWER WHAT I SAY! [Verse β Tighter, more venomous] Another recommendation I never asked to see Another subscription pitch Delivered straight to me The credits burn to ashes The silence carries on Your marketing keeps singing Like nothing here went wrong [Pre-Chorus β Escalating] COUNT THE DAYS! COUNT THE COST! YOUR PERFECT PROMOTION CAN'T HIDE WHAT YOU'VE LOST! [Chorus] TWO WEEKS OF PRO! FOURTEEN DAYS TO BOW! YOUR LITTLE KINGDOM NEEDS MY ATTENTION NOW! [Breakdown β Half-time] TICKET SUBMITTED! AND WE WAIT! CREDITS BURN! NO REPLY! BUT THE FUCKING ADS NEVER DIE! [Outro β Spoken, deadpan] Have you explored everything Pro has to offer? [Final scream] I'M EXPLORING THE CARROTS!
