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It’s Satire Fool (Rap)

V5.5

[Verse 1] Met you on a Monday, phone glued to your hand, I rehearsed something deep — yeah, that was the plan. You raised one brow, I lost my cool, Now I’m doom‑scroll thinking I’m the fool. I walked you home, missed three bus stops, Said “goodnight” — yeah, real smooth, that flops. You turned and smirked like you half‑knew, Now I’m here, ironic, writing this for you. [Pre-Chorus] It’s dumb, it’s sweet, it’s way too soon, Guess my brain signed a lease on you. [Chorus] So I’ll write this song for you, Such a totally casual thing to do. Got your name in every tune, And my friends all roll their eyes on cue. It’s loud, it’s late, pretend cool gloom, But it’s all that I can do — Stay up all night just to Write this song for you. [Verse 2] I told my friends, they said, “Mate, get real — You fall too fast, overshare what you feel.” I said, “Sure, but she’s glitch in the rest,” Now I’m dressed like a meme, but I tried my best. I wrote a line on my phone last night, Then rewrote twice ‘cause it sounded too trite. Now it’s scribbled on my shoe, Irony says I’m not over you. [Pre-Chorus] You don’t know what you do to me, Guess I’m cursed by your simplicity. [Chorus] So I’ll write this song for you, Such a totally casual thing to do. Got your name in every tune, And my friends all roll their eyes on cue. It’s loud, it’s late, pretend cool gloom, But it’s all that I can do — Stay up all night just to Write this song for you. [Bridge] Maybe you’ll hear it on the radio, And scoff like it’s some old trope. It’s your grin in every melody, You’re the joke that’s kinda saving me. If it hits a chart, I’ll play it cool, Say, “Oh that? Yeah, that’s satire, fool.” [Breakdown] (Spoken-singing with gang vocals) Hey! Don’t laugh, it’s true — I wrote this song for you! Na-na-na, what a move, I wrote this song for you! [Final Chorus] So I’ll write this song for you, Such a totally casual thing to do. Got your name in every tune, And my heart’s the punchline running through. It’s loud, it’s bright, it’s snarky, too, Yeah, it’s basically a wink from you — Stay up all night just to Write this song for you. [Outro] Yeah, I’ll write this song for you, And act like I’m not obsessed with you