.. .-.. --- ...- . -.-- --- ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-.-- (づ ◕‿◕ )づ -.-.-- .-.. .-.. .- ..- --- -.-- . ...- --- .-.. .. 🎧 © 2025 DJ Justice. 🎶 Song and Lyrics. All rights reserved. 🌐 [dj_justice on Suno](https://suno.com/@dj_justice) 🤖 This composition and its lyrics may contain traces of artificial intelligence. ⚠ Unauthorized use or duplication of this music or its lyrics is strictly prohibited without written permission. This song is about a farmer named Tom. Tom is married with Martha, has two sons, Willam and Averal, and four daughters named Conny, Bonny, Lonny, and Donny. He owns a bull named Jack and has five cows. The cows have the same names as his wife and daughters. And that sometimes confuses Tom a little... .. .-.. --- ...- . -.-- --- ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-.-- (づ ◕‿◕ )づ -.-.-- .-.. .-.. .- ..- --- -.-- . ...- --- .-.. .. [Intro] The rooster crowed late, as if it knew Tom rolled over, missed his shoe Sunlight hit the crooked floor And Jack the bull kicked open the door [Verse 1] He shuffled outside, still half asleep Fed a cow he thought was Bonny, knee-deep In hay and doubt, he scratched his chin Swore that was Lonny — but it mooed again Names ran ‘round like wind through corn He’d called Martha “Donny” since early morn One cow stared back, wearing that look That said, “You married me, not the cook” [Chorus] Martha, Bonny — who’s that now? Somebody mooed, was it a cow? Conny, Donny — come on through! Here comes one yellin’ “Moo Moo Moo!” Lonny, honey — where’s that pail? Someone’s stuck in the milkin’ rail I yell “Martha!” — no one talks Just Jack the bull, kickin’ feedin’ blocks [Verse 2] He lined the buckets, mixed the grain Forgot who’s who, but fed ‘em the same Conny or Martha — they both liked oats He just shrugged and scratched his coat The boys were gone, likely not far One in the shed, one under the car Tom didn’t ask, just filled the pail And waved at Bonny — or maybe Conny [Chorus] Martha, Bonny — who’s that now? Somebody mooed, was it a cow? Conny, Donny — come on through! Here comes one yellin’ “Moo Moo Moo!” Lonny, honey — where’s that pail? Someone’s stuck in the milkin’ rail I yell “Martha!” — no one talks Just Jack the bull, kickin’ feedin’ blocks [Verse 3] He called out “Lonny!” toward the field so wide And Donny came runnin’ from the clothesline side “Where’s the cow?” he muttered, eyes half closed But all he saw was apron and dusty toes He hollered “Bonny!” while the grain was poured Conny shouted back, “I’m sweeping the floor!” Names blurred fast like flies on stew Tom scratched his beard, said, “That’ll do” [Chorus] It’s one barn, one house, and too many names With moo’s and yells all soundin’ the same He loves ‘em all, even when it’s unclear If it’s his wife or a cow standin’ near In Tom’s world, confusion’s the glue Holds together kin and livestock too Every mornin’ begins with a guess But he still calls it home — more or less [Outro] By dusk he sat on the milking stool Whispered “Martha” — turned out to be the bull He sighed so deep, let the tears roll free One eye on the moon, the other on a tree He cried for the names, for the cows, for the rest For a mind that tried but couldn’t guess best And as the stars blinked above the shed He muttered, “Lonny,” then wept in the bread
