[Intro] [Verse 1] Guitars up on the wall Synths are switched off Bongos looking lovely Not a note has dropped Bloke beneath the studio lights Looking well pleased Here to show us albums Bloody hell, what a scene [Pre-Chorus] Look at all the lights Look at all the gear Made a lovely video Same old bugs still here [Chorus] Lights, camera, new album Make it look the part Give us one more close-up Of the bloke without a guitar Lights, camera, new album Everyone impressed What a lovely studio, mate Shame about the rest [Verse 2] Need a bloke for lighting Another bloke to film Bongos in the background Make us look the real deal β€œWow, this kicks ass!” Mate, have you lost your head? Showing us how to group our songs On a keyboard stone dead [Pre-Chorus] Look at all the lights Look at all the gear Made a lovely video Same old bugs still here [Chorus] Lights, camera, new album Make it look the part Give us one more close-up Of the bloke without a guitar Lights, camera, new album Everyone impressed What a lovely studio, mate Shame about the rest [Bridge] No offence to your bongos Thought they were for show Bloody hell, I watched the whole thing Still no tune to show [Final Chorus] Lights, camera, new album Come on, give a cheer Cameras keep on rolling Same old bugs still here Lights, camera, new album Everyone impressed What a lovely studio, mate Shame about the rest [Outro] Lights on Camera rolling Bongos standing by New album Same old bugs Bloody hell…