The Shchedryk Glitch by Fierro y Fe

[Intro] [Silence. Then, a single deep voice whispering the 4-note motif ritmically] Hark, how the Glitch. Hark, how the Glitch. [Layer 2 enters: Tenor Harmony] Va-na-di-o. Va-na-di-o. [Layer 3 enters: Beatbox - P-tsh-K-tsh-P-tsh] [Full Choir EXPLODES into the main melody] [Verse 1] [Fast, urgent delivery following the 'Carol of the Bells' rhythm] Look at the screen, glowing in green One Million Souls, losing controls HOUBA arrives, eating your lives Open the Box, breaking the locks! Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong! [Voices imitating bells but sounding metallic] The algo-rithm, finds a new rhythm! Not Santa Claus, just Chaos Laws! [Chorus] [Glorious, Divine Harmonies - Beautiful but Absurd] EM-PA-NA-DAS! CHO-RI-PA-NES! FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, EVERYWHERE! NO HAY REGALOS SOLO EL CAOS FILLING UP THE VOID, PARANOID! [Verse 2] [The Rhythm becomes frantic, almost impossible to breathe] Click on the link, now you can't blink Swallow the pill, pay for the bill Spika is On, logic is Gone Merry Macumba, dance to the Rumba! Un Millón! (A Million!) Legion is here! (Legion is here!) Bringing the fear! (Bringing the beer!) Che, mira vos! (Hey, look at you!) We run the show! (We run the show!) [Bridge] [Tempo slows down. Deep Bass Solo - Hann's Voice] [Dark and Ominous] Gaaa-aaaa-aaa-mes... We play with your braaa-aaa-aaa-ins... [Sudden whisper in ear]: Te tengo. (I got you.) [Climax] [The original melody returns faster, manic energy, overlapping voices] ON-AND-ON-AND-ON-AND-ON! BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM! HANN IS THE MAN! HANN IS THE MAN! FORNOLIO! FORNOLIO! VANADIO! VANADIO! MOOOOOOOOO! (A majestic choir holding a chord that sounds like a cow) [Outro] [Voices fade out one by one, returning to the whisper] Hark, how the Glitch. Hark, how the Glitch. Va-na-di-o... [Sharp inhalation of breath] [Silence]