Forklift Cat Yacht Club Anthem

Intro – Spoken] [ANNOUNCER – POSH] Welcome… to the most exclusive marina in the warehouse district. [CAT CAPTAIN – SMUG] Engines running, pallets ready. [Verse 1] [CAT LEAD] Down at dock number twenty-three Where the loading bays all shine Forklifts lined like luxury boats In a very classy line Pallet stacks like ocean waves Warehouse lights like stars And every cat in captain hats Says “These machines are ours” [Pre-Chorus] Raise the forks Lift them high Warehouse sailors touch the sky [Chorus – Crowd Chant] Forklift Cat Yacht Club Engines rumble, forks go up Pallet seas and diesel breeze Warehouse royalty Forklift Cat Yacht Club Parked beside the loading hub Not a yacht but close enough For the finest cats [Verse 2] Chrome forks shining in the light Backup beepers sing Someone spills a box of treats And chaos quickly springs Cats in shades and captain coats Driving proud and slow Cruising past the loading docks Like kings of cargo flow [Bridge] [CAT MEMBER] Excuse me, captain… [CAPTAIN CAT] Yes? [CAT MEMBER] Your yacht appears to be… a forklift. [CAPTAIN CAT] Exactly. [Final Chorus] Forklift Cat Yacht Club Raise the forks and fill the hub Pallet waves and warehouse love Hear the engines roar Forklift Cat Yacht Club Where the fancy cats show up If you’ve got forks you’re good enough Welcome to the shore [spoken: cat] Also... Batteries out of gas I'll nap right here.