Hey, Welcome Home, Gray Hairs! (Old-Timers Jukebox Mix)

[Intro] Step through the gate, feel your hip joints shift New page, new cane, every creak a gift [Verse 1] You rolled in carrying a storm in your knees Found a table labeled "Early Bird Teas" Notes on the wall: "Turn your hearing aids on" Someone shouts, “What’d you say?” and we laugh till dawn No throne, just chairs with that lumbar care We trade old stories like billionaire You’ve learned how to live, how to fix, how to mend Now you teach us all twice, then forget and pretend [Pre-Chorus] When the back pain hits, we just move slow Side by side, matching cracks on the floor [Chorus] Hey, welcome home, gray hairs! Roll up your wheelchairs Matlock’s jealous of the flair Bring your pot crock, we’ll be there Hey, welcome home, gray hairs! We love all your "back in my day" prayers Every joint crack lands right on the four Come on in, we’re cheering every snore [Verse 2] You’ve got a wild idea? Write it nice and big We’ll grab our specs, then bust a jig No one gets lost when the lights are low We all wear tags so we still say hello We train for the nap but we lead with grace Keep a steady shuffle and a smiling face If the world gets loud, we just take out the plugs Turn a room full of elders into dancing hugs [Rap Break] Look— New pill, new doc, new names on the chart Old jokes, warm tea, young soul, old heart Not chasing a crown, we’re raising our chair Make room, make room, drive that scooter with flair Cut through doubt with a punchline mention Lost your keys? That’s a group convention Guard your dentures, keep your sweater precise A little more bingo can change the whole night [Build] We are more than the age We’re the stars of the stage Every wrinkle is grace Every laugh line a place [Chorus] Hey, welcome home, gray hairs! Roll up your wheelchairs Matlock’s jealous of the flair Bring your pot crock, we’ll be there Hey, welcome home, gray hairs! We love all your "back in my day" prayers Every joint crack lands right on the four Come on in, we’re cheering every snore [Bridge] If you stumble, we’ll wait If you’re lost, we’ll relate If you’re ready, shuffle in There’s a whole loud choir in your grin [Final Chorus] Hey, welcome home, gray hairs! All of you, right here Walker races down the aisle Big ridiculous grins in your smile Hey, welcome home, gray hairs! We save you the good chairs We love, we joke, we clap off the show You’re the cool ones that the grandkids know [Outro] Step through the gate, feel your hip joints shift New page, same crew, every creak a gift