[Intro] Portal opens Coats on Let’s go You waited all year For this dumb show [Verse 1] New intro Same chaos grin We lived We died Got canon'd in Prime still lurking like a jump scare stain “Rick’s finally changing” Sure Okay Same brain Remember that fortune cookie curse we broke Turned trauma into one long joke Wine on ice at the Star Wars ranch Bad dads hugging with a gun in hand [Chorus] Here’s to a hundred seasons and a day Til the last sad Meeseeks fades away If there’s infinite us We’re already renewed So raise that portal gun We can’t be screwed (hey!) Here’s to a hundred seasons Screaming “Wubba-lubba” Till the credits roll on heat death Rickety forever [Verse 2] Jerry got buff for Like Half an hour Summer stayed the only one with actual power Beth kissed Beth Yeah We all took notes Family therapy in space coats Scary toy store Haunted piss “Is this canon?” Buddy Add it to the list We chased Rick Prime through grief and glass Then rolled the ad break like “lol Move past” [Chorus] Here’s to a hundred seasons and a day Til the last sad Meeseeks fades away If there’s infinite us We’re already renewed So raise that portal gun We can’t be screwed (oh yeah) Here’s to a hundred seasons Screaming “Wubba-lubba” Till the credits roll on heat death Rickety forever [Bridge] Will he heal? Will he bail? Will he monologue Then derail? Are we the joke? Are we the bit? Who cares We’re strapped to this ship From crow phase To toy lines To time-travel rules they’ll retcon twice If it’s dumb If it’s deep It’s still our messed-up family [Chorus] Here’s to a hundred seasons and a day Til the last sad Meeseeks fades away If there’s infinite us We’re already renewed So raise that portal gun We can’t be screwed Here’s to a hundred seasons Yelling “get Schwifty” The universe is burning But this theme song’s lifting [Outro] To every cold open Every fake-out death Every post-credits whisper Every fourth-wall flex We’ll be right here Laughing through the dread “See you next season” They’ll pry it from our dead Dead heads
