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Why is your car so slow

[Verse one] Yo Mhed, pare, ano ba 'yang kotse mo, Parang pagong na natulog sa glue, so slow! We blast past you sa straight, like "see ya later," Tapos biglang BOOM — off the track, elevator! Your chassis twist, your tires cry, Every corner ikaw ang nagpaalam, "goodbye!" Breakaway Squad, we zoom, we win, we glide, Pero ikaw? Permanent spectator sa side! [Chorus – Haiku style] Slow wheels crawl in dust Wings of plastic fly away Mhed, where's your hustle? [Verse two] "Hey Mhed, bakit ang bagal ng takbo mo, bro?" Is it made to fly off the track like that? — oh no! Grip tape? Wala. Motor? Parang lola sa upuan, Battery low, soul even lower, what a plan! We tweak, we tune, we push to the edge, Ikaw naman, parang entry-level pledge "Next lap naman ako" — famous last words, Then CRASH ulit, congrats, king of the curbs! [Chorus – Haiku style] Tires scream, then silence Chassis dreams of asphalt wings Mhed, forever last [Verse three – extra savage] Sige na nga, sabi mo "practice lang 'to" Pero after one hundred races, same old show Your car's allergic sa finish line daw, Every run — airborne, spectacular PAW! Breakaway Squad forever, we own the circuit, While Mhed's collecting cones like it's a habit So here's your trophy, gawa sa karton, "Slowest flyer of the year" — salamat, champion! Mabagal na kotse, mabagal na puso, Mhed, next time magdala ka ng jetpack — go go go!