[Intro] He’s back He’s bad The starchy maniac Rolling through the streets Hungry for blood Potato vengeance Better start to run He’s back Oh yeah The killer spud! [Fade In] [Verse] They burned him once They mashed him twice Tossed him in oil Thought he was done But roots run deep Can't keep him down He's back sprouting all over town [Verse 2] They buried him deep in the mud so cold Thought his story was done Forever untold But roots don’t die No they twist and they grow Now he’s rising up With a vengeance to show [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] He’s back He’s back The killer spud returns With eyes that burn Oh how the tables turn You can fry him Mash him Slice him thin But this time the spud’s gonna win [Post-Chorus] The killer spud Oh he's back for blood You can’t outrun the vengeance in the mud The killer spud Rising from below He’s got eyes on you No mercy will be shown [Interlude] They thought they were safe Oh what a mistake Revenge is a dish even spuds can bake [Verse 3] The fryer’s on fire The peeler’s no match He’s a spud with a grudge On a villainous patch Run for your life There’s no time to explain The killer spud’s wrath is a boiling refrain [Verse 4] The killer spud is back again Crunching hearts Leaving pain Those who survived thought game was done But terror has returned Now they gotta run [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] He’s back He’s back The killer spud returns With eyes that burn Oh how the tables turn You can fry him Mash him Slice him thin But this time the spud’s gonna win [Post-Chorus] The killer spud Oh he's back for blood You can’t outrun the vengeance in the mud The killer spud Rising from below He’s got eyes on you No mercy will be shown [Interlude] Potato peeler’s useless now Run fast Don’t ask how [Bridge] They set the trap A boiling pot A fiery snap He sizzles He screams But he won’t die Potato vengeance never says goodbye [Verse 5] The soil cracks open he pulls final girl in A garden of terror where nightmares buried deep She laughs she cries she cuts the vine But the spud just laughs it’s killing time [Pause] [Spoken] How do you fight a spud of doom? Think you're safe? Take a look behind you [Instrumental Outro]
