[INTRO] Yo, who’s here? Dreamer’s here. Builder’s here. Boaster’s here. Survivor rolled in. Cryptid’s around somewhere. Yeah… Same weird crew. Different year. [VERSE 1A - DREAMER] Got a notebook full of maps to places never built Couple million dollar ideas sittin’ on the windowsill Half of ’em impossible, the rest are hard to pitch Every now and then one works, so I stick with it [VERSE 1B - BUILDER] Hard drive loaded with songs from a decade ago Every folder got another folder hidden below Every project got three more projects attached If I ever finish one, that’s a hell of a patch [VERSE 1C - BOASTER] Best rapper in the cul-de-sac, don’t question it Got a participation trophy for excessive weirdness Mayor of the clearance rack, king of thrift store drip Built a home theater system from a box of random shit [VERSE 1D - SURVIVOR] Work all day, pay bills, come home tired Still somehow find enough gas for another fire World kept swingin’, never got an easy year Funny how the weird stuff’s still the reason that I’m here [HOOK 1] Stay weird Stay weird Can’t fix ’26 So I stay weird Stay weird Stay weird Can’t fix ’26 So I stay weird [VERSE 2A - CRYPTID] Mothman owes me twenty bucks and a ride back home Dogman stole my sandwich and vanished in the foam Pretty sure Bigfoot listens every time I track vocals Lake monster keeps appearing in the local focus [VERSE 2B - DREAMER] Got a list of movie scripts that’ll never get made Half a dozen album covers still stuck in the shade Every morning wake up with another strange scheme If I’m lucky maybe one survives beyond the dream [VERSE 2C - BUILDER] Building parks full of monsters, books full of lore Songs about tachyon blasters and dimensional war Every weird little hobby got a friend or two And every one of them somehow turned into a universe too. [VERSE 2D - BOASTER] I got enough bad ideas to start a small religion Enough confidence to accidentally start a collision Enough enthusiasm to survive bad decisions And enough self-awareness to admit the position [HOOK 2] Stay weird Stay weird Can’t fix ’26 So I stay weird Stay weird Stay weird Can’t fix ’26 So I stay weird [VERSE 3A - SURVIVOR] Thought a couple years there would’ve knocked me off course Life’ll test your suspension when you’re pullin’ that force Still standing, still laughing, still chasing a spark Still finding little treasures in the middle of the dark [VERSE 3B - CRYPTID] Jersey Devil called collect, said he’s stuck in a ditch Chupacabra started beefin’ with a radioactive fish Flatwoods Monster wants a podcast, that’s legit Honestly at this point I’m not even surprised by it [VERSE 3C - DREAMER] Sun’s droppin’ low, long shadows on the lawn Everybody said we’d quit, somehow we carried on Same strange friends, same unfinished plans Just a little more gray hidden underneath the brim [VERSE 3D - BUILDER] Books ain’t finished Songs ain’t done Still got roads left for me to run Still got riffs left Still got rhymes Still got too many tabs open at one time [BRIDGE] Dreamer still dreamin’ Builder still buildin’ Boaster still braggin’ Survivor still livin’ Cryptid still weird And the world still spins So raise a glass To the beautiful mess we’re in [FINAL HOOK] Stay weird Stay weird Can’t fix ’26 So I stay weird Stay weird Stay weird Can’t fix ’26 So I stay weird [OUTRO - SPOKEN] Dreamer’s still weird. Builder’s still weird. Boaster won’t shut up, but he’s here, still weird. Survivor made it here, still weird. Cryptid? … “roar!” (Roars like a monster) Yeah. Cryptid’s definitely still weird.. [INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO] (Bass groove continues Jazz drums ride Electric piano improvisation Subtle guitar fills Fade into vinyl crackle)
