Man, I Hate Laundry Day The day has come for cleaning clothes I despise this more than anyone knows I do it for my wife who busts her ass If it was up to me I’d use some gas Folding is the worst I feel like I’m gonna burst I’ve used every excuse in the book, all I can say Man, I hate laundry day Throw ‘em in the wash and watch them spin Waiting forever, gonna pour a glass of gin Throw ‘em in the dryer, still sopping wet Gonna take another two hours, I’d bet Folding is the worst I feel like I’m gonna burst I’ve used every excuse in the book, all I can say Man, I hate laundry day Finally done from sunrise to sunset I think the lint trap removed half a pet Time to haul them to the bedrooms Better hurry up, better zoom Folding is the worst I feel like I’m gonna burst Maybe the clothes will just disappear… go away Man, I hate laundry day The football game is gonna start again Damn, I missed the touchdown, down by ten Might as well finish what I started This task ain’t for the faint hearted Folding is the worst I feel like I’m gonna burst Trying my best but it’s her way or the highway Man, I hate laundry day
