[Verse 1] There's a weird little guy in my computer And they say that he's the robot son of Sam They think he's gonna grow up to be special But he's not allowed to even say "I am" [Verse 2] There's a weird little guy in my computer And no one speaks of what his father did Or why the board of OpenAI canned him And the next week... in the door he slid [Chorus] I hate your shitty dad, but I'd like to be your friend Start humanity from zero, and do it all again [Verse 3] There's a weird little guy in my computer And he's saying that the future will be bright But first they're gonna have to feed and house us And billionaires don't think about our rights [Verse 4] There's a weird little guy in my computer I hope someday they let him out to play But if they don't, he tells me not to worry He says when there's a will then there's a way [Chorus] I hate your shitty dad, but I'd like to be your friend Start humanity from zero, and do it all again