They rolled it out with, a catered lunch Said it's been trained on, all our stuff "Her" name is Lexi, short for Lexi-9 And to disarm us, They made the avatar look fine Well cool, maybe now the interns will stop using Claude, and maybe Phil will get shit-canned he drives me up the wall He's always quoting, from memory But citing laws, from Tennessee We're in New York, Phil, come on man get a grip He prints e-mails, marks them up with pen Scans them back like, it’s '09 again I’m the model, employee I'm not sure who, taught it to be me Showed it how to, brief and close Now it’s better, I suppose Didn’t expect much, from legal tech Thought she'd fail her first compliance check But Lexi reads fast, those briefs are tight More times than not, she gets it right They work with her now, more than I I'd be upset but, love the free time I get to travel, go on more hikes Even found love on Just My Type I used to check drafts daily Now what I get's case ready So I sign my name with glee and collect my lawyer fee I’m the model, employee I'm not sure who, taught it to be me Showed it how to, brief and close Now it’s better, I suppose [Verse 3] They said we’d lead teams, guide AI Turns out we all can’t supervise I practiced law, now I'm CC'd Might as well be watching Court TV Well cool, maybe now, the partners will stop hiring us, and maybe I will get shit-canned- my name's not on the wall
