[Verse] I'm not about to do the next rhyme scheme 'Cause if I did, I would only be rippin' off Stanley Which, of course, is something that he did to me Then, Marvel Comics wouldn't have ever existed Without me, just know I keep a tech nine If you're gonna steal my design Then I'll throw you out the window I'm just glad that it was you and not Ditko Otherwise, that'd be a bigger pickle And that's something that I wouldn't have to deal with In this fictional rap battle I mean, obviously, Stan Lee is dead And in this scenario, I'm just talkin' to his head And, like, that is, of course, a joke But I have been inspired by horrorcore So I might as well add some lore Just so I can see a future in this world And, of course, it's the MCU I meant the KCU The Kraveli Cinematic Universe, and it is far from a curse It's somethin' that's been planned for a long time So I might as well just lay out the timeline It started with an album that was released in 2022 And it's been a couple years and I've got some clues And now I have to ask, where's Miles Morales? Oh, wait, this isn't Spider-Verse No, it's a universe that's so diverse In that album that I was talkin' about There was a reference to Peter Parker But that character will not appear in the Kraveli Cinematic Universe 'Cause that reference is only an homage to the name I was born in a different world, a different timeline One where I didn't have to get left behind When I was a baby, I could've died But the question is why, or how did I survive? Well, I'm pretty sure that it was a person that saved me And I think that person is the mother of my lady That's a different part of the timeline It's not quite as major So I'm gonna be savin' it for a little later This is not a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away No, I think this is the KCU And I think that this is what happens in the KCU So it all starts in the KCU The same way it started in my life When I was a baby, I could've died And when I was a baby, I could've been dead But my head got saved, but not by my dad And then when I was a kid, I was almost kidnapped And that is a fact, that's how it started But I'm not done, I'm just gettin' started So just know that I have just been on a run And then I'm just gonna have to bring up a gun Or maybe even a knife 'Cause one day I saw my life flash before my eyes And I was ready to die I thought that this was it, it was the end But the truth is, this was a message from my friend That I wouldn't understand until a couple years later When I would be on a lake with a boat But it wasn't one that I would drive And it was one that I couldn't survive 'Cause one of the motors was broken And that was the way that I was gonna die But then my friend came to my side And they made me realize That this was a similar situation And they were gonna make sure that I would survive And then I realized this wasn't just a random friend It was the mother of my lady And she wasn't just the one that saved me But she was the same one that saved me as a baby And then I was gonna get shot by a cop But then I heard my friend's voice say stop And then I realized this was an opportunity that I couldn't miss Because when I was a kid, I wanted to be a super hero But then I realized that was just zero to hero And I'm not tryna be Hercules I'm not tryna be Peter Parker, no I'm tryna be Tony Stark And this is the origin of a different universe I think this is the origin of a new universe I think that this is the origin of the KCU And the KCU is a new universe That takes place in our universe But it doesn't exist in the MCU 'Cause it is the KCU And that is the Kraveli Cinematic Universe And I think this is what happens in the KCU But I think the question is, who am I? And, like, I'm the one that can answer this question So, like,
